By Andrew M. Schirmer
“Go Ask Alice,” the tome so gloriously expounded upon by four-hundred and forty-four readers below, is a fictional account of a teenager’s dissent into drugs. It is “edited” by Dr. Beatrice Sparks. Now take a moment, Amazon shopper, and do a search for “Beatrice Sparks” under “Books.” As you may see, Ms. Sparks knows a rather a few anonymous teenagers, each of them with a dissimilar malaise. Whether it’s Annie (pregnancy) or Nancy (date rape/AIDS), Jay (drugs/Satanism) or Jennie (pills), or even Sam (gang violence), Ms. Sparks covers it all.
At the age of eleven, reading this book was a terrifying gateway into nethers of teenage existence. Now, at the age of nineteen, it has become a relic of the American War On Drugs; an antiquity like Nancy Reagan’s “Just Say No” campaigns or the “D.A.R.E.” program. Like most anti-drug literature, it’s well meaning, but inconsistencies ultimately get the upper hand.
“Go Ask Alice” reads like a pulp conspiracy novel, with the subject “tricked” into addiction by her friends (acid in the Cokes at a Party) who will stop at not one thing to make sure she keeps taking drugs. The amount of drugs consumed all around the book would have made Grace Slick nauseous. The climax is evenly laughable.
David Toma had it right when he said that the most essential factor in keeping kids off drugs was the unconditional love and care of a family. Maybe Ms. Sparks will have to have written a book on that instead.
—- For those who may stomach a veritably candid book in regards to drug use, seek out “Naked Lunch” by William S. Burroughs. For those who lack the longanimity to in truth READ a book, watch Soderbergh’s “Traffic.”
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Take this book with a huge grain of salt – IT’S FICTION!
By lit teacher jones
I don’t mind humans liking this book or benefitting something from this book, but numerous of the adult reviewers here seem hellbent on encouraging this book as either as either a major literary work or as an actual diary depicting the horrors of teen drug abuse. It is neither. I think it does potential readers, in particular teen readers a true disservice to advertize this book in either way. If you’re doing this, you are not being honest.
It is NOT a real diary. It merely is not. It is a work of fiction invented by Sparks. She continued this path – soap opera in diary form in a full-out series of books warning teens in regards to the aftermaths of bad behavior. Don’t believe me? Go to the Snopes Web website (you know, the one that confirms or dispells urban legends, rumors and out-and-out lies?) and read in regards to Go Ask Alice. The researchers there confirmed that It is a work of FICTION written by SPARKS (not “Anonymous”) as if it were a real diary. I’m not saying this is inevitably a bad thing, as long as teens aren’t being told this is a girl’s real diary. That would be a lie. I don’t believe in lying to teens, irrespective of how noble you think the cause. Interesting note – Sparks, who is now in her eighties – was (maybe still is, I don’t know) a fellow member of the Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints church. She wrote books that promoted the values of her church (obey your parents, clean living, etc.) – she just seemed to forget that annoying little commandment “Thou Shalt Not Lie.” Apparently, there was even a 1979 musical inspired by “Alice” follow-up “Jay’s Journal” that focuses on Spark’s furthering fiction as fact, taking vantage of “Jay’s” family (there actually was a “Jay,” but most of the book with regards to him was fiction) to heighten her own career, etc.
BTW, note to English teachers – if you’re having your students write papers on this book (there are better books out there), make sure the papers aren’t plaigerized from the net. I was astonished at how a lot of “lift this paper” versions of Alice book reviews I found. A tipoff is that most, if not all, spoke of Alice as being a wonderful, emotional, unfeigned account of a teen engaged in a struggle with drugs. If students genuinely exploration this book, they’ll recognise it’s fiction. Of course, being an English teacher, you already will have to know it’s fiction, right?
There are books that give true, harrowing accounts of what happens when you use drugs. This is not one of those books. This book is a didactic soap opera – a cautionary tale written in a highly dramatic, unrealistic way. It is not exceptionally well-written, not outstanding literature, but it’s written in an emotional, dramatic, edgy (for it’s time) way to draw in teen readers. Judging by it is popularity and the doggedly admiring reviews here, it’s been very successful.
I don’t mind this book or it is format, but I do have a vast problem with it being promoted to teens as something that it is not. Enjoy it as a work of fiction, realize that drug users in general have very sad, wasted lives, use it as a way to realize you must “just say no,” whatever. But realize it’s basically a fictional soap opera or an after-school-special in bogus diary form. If you perceive that, then by all means, read and enjoy. Don’t use drugs and don’t lie to people. Both are nasty habits to have.
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