Open Letter to the Men of MySpace

Before you get all disturb and think that this is counsel from a man whose ego was wounded by your electronic boyfriend, I have a lot of real facts for you!

Please lay off the vibrators. Trust me, I am not a man who is jealous of a vibrator. What I have found, though, is that a lot of women are so vibrator dependent that attempting to get them to have an orgasm by licking or playing with their clitoris is like attempting to negotiate traffic on the 405 freeway in Los Angeles. It’s next to impossible.

So numerous women are vibrator dependent because a vibrator works so fast and develops such a centralized orgasm. Our tongues may never work that fast. We don’t vibrate at 10,000 miles per hour like we’re taking off in a rocket ship to the moon.

So the bottom line is this: If you’re a woman who is so vibrator dependent that you cannot orgasm with a man, then you’ve got to lay off of the vibrator. Vibrators are the precipitation of women.

When a woman uses a vibrator, she may lay there and have an orgasm in three seconds (and then rest and have another one three seconds after that). Then when you are with a man rather of a vibrator, he has to go down there for in regards to six hours to get you to feel anything.

Not only that, but actually think with regards to what kind of orgasm you want to be having. According to most women I’ve been with, the orgasm a woman experiences with a man for the duration of oral sex and foreplay is far dandier and better because it’s achieved with lot of touching, caressing, talking and feeling.

So if you’re a woman and you’re when it comes to to start out a relationship, my suggestion to you is to lay off the vibrator… for at least a week or two before you get started sleeping with the guy. Let the sexual energy and tension build up again, and don’t let your clitoris get so numb. When you do that, you are giving the guy the chance to please you.

When you’re not in a relationship, go in front and vibrate away to your heart’s content. Go for it! Have a outstanding time with your little mechanical boyfriend.

If you’ve got a kinship coming down the pike, though, then you need to put the vibrator in the closet. If you feel like you just can’t protest that vibrator, then go and buy a room safe (like they have in cheap hotels), put it in there and forget the combination.

The fact is that when you’re in a relationship, you need that man to explore your body and you need to give that man the chance to please you in each way. Remember that no matter what a vibrator may do, it is never going to replace the one-on-one intimacy and the one-on-one contact you have when you’re with somebody of the opposite sex.

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